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Enlighten everyone's day share your equine jokes and anecdotes
Equine Jokes and Anecdotes
Monday 7th of January 2008 04:17 AM

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So you think your Equine jokes are funny well let's hear them?
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Response 1
Saturday 12th of January 2008 10:05:52 AM
Submitted by: Larry Coffman
Q: Why was the horse called a hot head? A: Because he had a blaze! Q: What do you call a miniature horse? A: Vertically Challenged! Q: How do you make a small fortune working with horses? A: You start with a large one!
 
Response 2
Saturday 12th of January 2008 10:50:46 AM
Submitted by: Jennifer Evans
Love this category I could send jokes all day. You Might Be A Horse Person If... 1.You spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon. 2.Your horses legs are shaved better than your own. 3.Your horse has more shoes than you do. 4.You say whoa to the dog. 5.The centerfold of your magazine is a horse,and there is NO swimsuit edition. 6.Your plan your entire social life around horse shows and practice. 7.Your horse’s stall is cleaner than your room. 8.You are more interested in the trailer than the cute guy standing next to it. 9.Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair on them. 10.You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags. ENJOY! Jennifer Evans
 
Response 3
Sunday 13th of January 2008 10:59:34 AM
Submitted by: Anna Sayers
HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? THOROUGHBRED: Who ME? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here! ARABIAN: Someone else do it. It might get my silky mane dirty and besides, who's gonna read me the instructions? QUARTER HORSE: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want. STANDARDBRED: Oh, for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it. SHETLAND: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore. FRIESIAN: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane. BELGIAN: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then. WARMBLOOD: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75-K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100-K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it. MORGAN: Me! Me! Me! Pleeeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! My parole officer said it's okay, really! And when we're done we can go over to the neighbor's and chase their cats! APPALOOSA: Y'all are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double-barrel him. HAFLINGER: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
 
Response 4
Wednesday 7th of January 2009 11:27:40 AM
Submitted by: Gina Benker
Everybody Must know the Glossary of horse terms: HOCK: Financial condition of all horse owners. STALL: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city, on the way to a big horse show. A BIT: What you have left in your pocket after a trip to your favorite tack shop. FENCE: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on. HORSE AUCTION: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off. WELL MANNERED: Has'nt stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone in the past week. LUNGING: Popular training method in which a horse excercises thier owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy. GALLOP: Customery gait chosen by a horse when returning to the barn. NICELY STARTED: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him. COLT: What you mare gives you when you want a filly. EASY TO LOAD: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50 lb. bag of oats and a tractor with loader. EASY TO CATCH: In a 10x10 stall. EASY RIDER: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able". FEED: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure. THREE GAITED HORSE: A horse that 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

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